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fanserviced: Beach and Books Giveaway To celebrate the arrival...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:58:35 +1000

Beach and Books Giveaway

To celebrate the arrival of summer, I’m giving one winner an H&M pineapple beach bag (known as PINee—full disclosure: this giveaway and future giveaways are funded in part by my eBay sales of PINees) carried by SHINee’s Onew on Wonderful Day; a new personal library kit for curating your collection of books; and used copies of my favorite books (The Leopard by Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa, A Room with a View by E.M. Forster, and Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë) that I read in past summers. If the winner is a follower of my blog he or she will also receive little samples of Korean beauty products. (Click on the links if you want to see more info about the items and where you can buy them if you don’t win.)

_Rules

_{Deadline: Sunday, June 30th at 11:59pm}

_{You do not need to follow. My blog, fanserviced, is about k-pop and mainly consists of me making pervy comments in the tags, so I realize that not every book lover or even k-pop fan is going to be up for that.}

_{Likes and reblogs count as one entry each. / You may reblog up to six times; please do not spam your followers. /}_{No giveaway blogs. /}_{One winner will be selected by a random number generator. / Your inbox must be open at the conclusion of the giveaway so I can message you if you win. /}_{If you do not respond to the message informing you that you have won within 48 hours another winner will be selected via the same process. / The winner must agree to allow me to announce their url at the conclusion of the process so that I can demonstrate that this is a legitimate giveaway with a successful conclusion. /}_{I will ship internationally. / Good luck!}

youreamormont: My friend on the right there asked him “Why are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:52:04 +1000

youreamormont:

My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?”
He replied “Because I can”

dickmark: OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:47:33 +1000

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

thissummertimesadness: You guys really need to watch this!...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:40:40 +1000

thissummertimesadness:

You guys really need to watch this! Understand a bit of why’s all this happening in Brazil! REBLOG IT!

velvetlovepocket: “If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:54:39 +1000

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
Link here: [x]

dangerhamster: thesockmonkeyrenegade: vanryzzo: in which...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:43:44 +1000

dangerhamster:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

vanryzzo:

in which fangirls grow up and Jensen Ackles is a homewrecker even from afar

I eagerly await the next generation’s coming of age, because people will stop asking me if my parents hated me when I say my name is Jensen.

I can’t believe she managed to get that name past her husband without him realising it.

panickyintheuk: icanttellyouwhotobe: androcidal: home-of-amazo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:05:03 +1000

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

beckietetrault: riseuplikeangels: NEXT TIME YOU THINK SOMETHING SHOULD BE SIGNAL BOOSTED BECAUSE...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:03:54 +1000

beckietetrault:

riseuplikeangels:

NEXT TIME YOU THINK SOMETHING SHOULD BE SIGNAL BOOSTED BECAUSE IT’S TALKING ABOUT WHAT NOT TO DO ON THE ROAD OR HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU’RE ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHECK THIS WEBSITE

BECAUSE COUGH CPR CAN KILL YOU

THE BLOODS DO NOT HAVE AN INITIATION RITUAL THAT INVOLVES KILLING EVERYONE WHO FLASHES THEIR HEADLIGHTS

AND YOU’RE A GULLIBLE GRUBLOAF WHO SHOULD BECOME VERY FAMILIAR WITH SNOPES.COM VERY QUICKLY

This ^

mishasminions: The one where Dean is the only one who can...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:56:00 +1000

mishasminions:

The one where Dean is the only one who can understand the reference

Prelude to this
“Shut up! The chicks were hot!”
“It’s about baby chickens?”

On a scale of 1 to Crowley

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:53:16 +1000

justaubrey:

demons-have-the-phonebox:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mirror-the-coolest-avenger:

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

the-winchester-initiative:

lokiofgreece:

raised-rory-from-perdition:

every-body-lives:

fourscarvesofgallifrey:

suckmygrace:

cumberlust:

raised-rory-from-perdition:

How sassy are you?

Sam Winchester

Lucifer

Gabriel

Nine

jesus christ my creation is on my dash I can’t breathe

Castiel

Death

John

Tony Stark

West Anaximander Collins

West tops them all

HIS EYEROLL OMFG

roseriku: firewordsparkler: inufan078: LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:50:38 +1000

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

50shadesofmattcohen: kar-cinogeneticist: So, this...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:32:31 +1000

50shadesofmattcohen:

kar-cinogeneticist:

So, this happened.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

This is the End and the endless jokes about rape

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:30:37 +1000

diaphenia:

Let’s talk about This is the End.

It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.

Read More

Fandoms Meeting.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:06:55 +1000

Doctor Who: I would like to call this meeting to-
Lord of the Rings: Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.
Doctor Who: You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.
Sherlock: *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Harry Potter: We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.
Doctor Who: If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-
Supernatural: If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!
Avengers: Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.
Hetalia: America's the hero! He'll save you!
Black Butler: Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.
Supernatural: Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*
Doctor Who: There's something really important I need to tell you!
Sherlock: 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Supernatural: Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!
Sherlock: *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!
Lord of the Rings: He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.
Homestuck: People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.
Hetalia: We're moirails, where have you guys been? (pases Homestuck some pasta)
Doctor Who: IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?
*everyone looks to said seat*
Hannibal: Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.

So I heard a comment that gay (and "even" bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:00:38 +1000

effortless-paradise:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

excuse you

i think you are

forgetting somebody

very important

who deserves to be on this list

ovenfeels: questforsweaters: bbqutie: SHE DID THAT SHIT This...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:54:45 +1000

ovenfeels:

questforsweaters:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

This is not the change I voted for

IT’S REALLY IMPRESSIVE THOUGH?????

LIKE JESUS

If Loki isn't going to be in Avengers 2, do you think he is going to die in Thor 2??

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:52:11 +1000

dochuu:

derekfistingstiles:

ibeggedformercytwice:

theredrubyx:

lesmerlinables19:

We’ll just pull a Coulson and have him back in time for Avengers 3

To be fair he does die in the comics and Thor misses him so much he brings Loki back to life as Kid Loki.

oh.

OH.

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:51:55 +1000

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

awwww-cute: Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:51:04 +1000

awwww-cute:

Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

confidentinmyskinn: rhosyncalypso: weasleyappreciationblog: ni...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:40:50 +1000

confidentinmyskinn:

rhosyncalypso:

weasleyappreciationblog:

nick-lang-is-twilight-sparkle:

the-feminist-librarian:

feministdykeslut:

slutshamersonfb:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

ummmmm YES.

we need PSA’s like this in the U.S. asap. this video gets to the point of what rape culture is and is very serious about it.

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Wow, absolutely. This was amazing, and it was only thirty seconds.

this is fantastic

This!! Show this in the states!

Fucking brilliant